Name: 🚨 “AUTISM 9:11 – WHAT’S YOUR EMERGENCY, BROTHER?” 🚨
Brand: med_kix
SKU: autism-911
Price: 12.5 USD
Availability: InStock

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When the vibes are critical and the chaos is off the charts… you don’t call 911 — you call Autism 9:11.

This shirt brings together paramedic urgency and classic wrestling hype, delivering a full-force personality drop straight to the scene. Whether you’re overstimulated in aisle 5 or cutting a promo on your hyperfixation, this tee says:

👉 “Stand back… I got this.”

Features:

🚑 Emergency-grade comfort for high-stimulation situations
💪 Wrestling-inspired bold design that screams confidence
🧠 Perfect for hyperfocus mode, info-dumping, or dramatic entrances
🎤 Guaranteed to make people ask questions you may or may not answer

Warning:
May cause spontaneous monologues, intense eye contact avoidance, and an overwhelming urge to say “LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’” before explaining your latest interest.

Bottom Line:
It’s not a crisis… it’s a main event.

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Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
Relaxed fit
Unisex sizing

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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🚨 “AUTISM 9:11 – WHAT’S YOUR EMERGENCY, BROTHER?” 🚨 Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	16.75
M	29	20	17.88
L	30	22	19.13
XL	31	24	20.38
2XL	32	26	21.63
3XL	33	28	22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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